Casually posts this at 3 am when no one is going to see it.
but FOLDS hoyl shit folds folds are so awesome man you literally have no idea I like drawing folds som uch I’ll put them in places where they don’t even belong sometimes. Honestly this is far from definitive and is just my understanding of how folds works gleamed from hours upon hours staring at strangers pants on mass transit, so don’t take my word for it, do your own study! Look at your own jeans in the mirror! look at other peoples jeans! google jeans on the internets! Each different fit is going to come with it’s own folds, depending on factors like the cut of the leg and how much fabric there is and how heavy it is and man there are just so many variables and things to think about it’s awesome
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Oh man this person is in over their head.
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Meet Foster. Foster is my dwarf hamster. He likes to spend his days sleeping under his bedding, running on his wheel, and eating. Oh, and I can’t forget to mention that he’s a little hamster farmer.
Just today, I noticed something strange going on in his cage. For some reason, there’s plants growing inside of it. Isn’t that so weird? So I’ve been observing him for the past couple of hours and I can honestly say that I am so speechless.
Apparently, he digs through his food and picks out the sunflower seeds, buries them under his water bottle and proceeds to lightly lick his bottle so water can drip onto the seeds. His cage is placed right next to a window but only half of his cage is in sunlight. Coincidentally, on the side his water bottle and seeds are.
So he’s been planting these seeds in direct sunlight, under a water resource and has been nurturing them so they can grow. You can already see one starting to blossom (shown in 2nd picture) I know small wildlife rodents have the natural instinct to bury their food but they usually just leave and forget about it. The fact that he is tending to his little “crops” so they can grow is so amazing and breath-taking to me. Frankly, I’m really proud of him.
Oh my God. I can’t believe I didn’t realize this until just now.
I KNOW WHY FELIX KISSED CALHOUN AT THE END OF THE MOVIE
Every time he wins a game, Mary kisses him on the cheek. So in his mind, victory = kiss on the cheek.
It’s a Nicelander thing.
I feel like such a friggin’ genius right now.
Okay I did not notice that—
But that’s just—
It means that—
In short he’s basically calling her his hero the end.
YOU JUST MADE IT 1000000X CUTER OH GOSH
that is carved
THAT IS A ROCK
I have no idea how the artist manages to make it looks like not just cloth, but TRANSPARENT cloth. Amazing.
Hey Guys this is a sculpture of a Vestal Virgin, carved during the roman empire. its my favorite and is pretty fucking awesome.
I had the same reaction when I saw this motherfucker in the Louvre
I walked around that hunk of orgasm rock for a good ten minutes trying to figure out HOW.
b-but that’s not how rocks work???!!?
FUCKING BERNINI THO
DID SOMEONE SAY BERNINI? HERE’S BERNINI SCULPTING A FAT CARDINAL.
HERE’S A SELF-PORTRAIT. HE’S A DAMNED SOUL IN HELL, HE BURNED HIS HAND AND SCREAMED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR FOR REFERENCE BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING.
OH AND LET’S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THOSE GRASPING ORGASM-HANDS
SPEAKING OF ORGASMS HERE’S A NUN MASTURBATING. HE PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN A FUCKING CHAPEL.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE PUT IN A CHAPEL? THIS BITCHING PIECE OF MARBLE.
IS THAT AN ANGEL POINTING A GOLDEN ARROW AT THE CROTCH OF A NUN? YOU BET YOUR FACE IT IS! IS SHE HAVING A MIND-BLOWING ANGEL-ORGASM?
OF FUCKING COURSE SHE IS!
Reblogging because batshit insane sculptors and horny statues are funny.